* Walks onto stage, squints eyes due to the blinding stage lights, taps microphone
"Uh, is this thing on?"
clears throat, pauses for dramatic effect *
"We're back, baby!"
Oh, it's so good to see you again, RSL nation!
How you been? Off-season treat you well?
Ah, I'm so glad to hear it.
Us?
Well, we've been quite busy the last few months.
Little of this, little of that & a ton has changed, tbh.
What's that?
Oh, you don't care about me?
That's hurtful. Totally fair & completely understandable, but, ugh, that one hits me right in the feels.
Anyway ... 2019 is gonna be a blast.
There is so much to be excited for, fam!
This team, this club is ready for big things.
How big!?!?
Well, I'm not one for predictions, but I will say this with confidence:
In 2019 the RSL Family ain't nothing to duck with.
#StrongerTogether
Match: 2019 MLS Opener
Opponent: at Houston
Venue: BBVA Compass Stadium
Time: 3:30 pm MT
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TV: KMYU
Live Stream:Click here!
Radio: 101.5 The Eagle
Ref: Armando Villarreal
Kits: The New Glitch Kit!
